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Phone heavily to the described dancers 💃 — my privacy policy by a Neural Network

My mailbox is trying to kill me with an overflow of privacy policy updates… But what can I do with all these useless messages? Well, what any former-Artificial-Intelligence student would do: treat it as input for a neural network and have that neural network write a new policy! 🤣

My new privacy policy (as written by an AI):

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Some technical details #

I used tensorflow by Google, as implemented by hunkim, check it out: word-rnn-tensorflow. I compiled around 30-40 emails into a 789-line file (~11.000 words) and used an RNN with 300 epochs training. I’ve added some punctuation marks and removed the really bad stuff to optimize reading.

Please remember to phone heavily to the described dancers!